WTH!! (What The Heck)

It seems Nelles Corners in southern Ontario is ready for any kind of invasion, as long as the enemy is cabbage or pumpkin intolerant. This state-of-the-art high tech bit-o-weaponry can hold over a dozen pumpkins or cabbages in its' hopper, before their loaded into the twenty foot barrel, then they fire those suckers way high into the sky! YEEE-HAWWWW! Fun on a Friday night!

I didn't get it into the picture, but, honestly, there's a UFO right beside it. It's been there longer then the pump-cabbage cannon. It's as high as the cannon, with a four foot radius, silver, and, well...a UFO looking thing.

Why these items exist in the remote country crossroads of Nelles Corners, only the local farmers know for sure, but I have a feeling what happens in Nelles Corners, should stay there.